Friday, April 6, 2012

Easter is two days away but...

I decided to do this post today because I am not a fan of Easter because of what happened last year. I'm not going to hate Easter forever, it's just till it stops reminding me that I have one less important person in my life. But in my mind every Holiday needs a horror movie, I hope everyone enjoys their Easter weekend! 




Night of the Lepus (1972) : Cole Hillman's Arizona ranch is plagued with 'mongrel' rabbits, and he wants to employ an ecologically sound control method. As a favor to college benefactor Hillman, college president Elgin Clark calls in zoologist Roy Bennett to help. Bennett immediately begins injecting rabbits with hormones and genetically mutated blood in an effort to develop a method of disrupting rabbit reproduction. One of the test subjects escapes, resulting in a race of bloodthirsty, wolf-sized, man-, horse-, and cow-eating bunnies. Eventually the National Guard is called in for a final showdown with the terrorizing rabbits.


Critters 2 (1988) : The flesh-eating fur-balls from outer space are back for a second outing, a batch of unhatched critter eggs are mistaken for Easter eggs and this time its an even bigger problem as the nearby community of Grovers Bend become the latest course! It's just as well those bounty-hunting hero's are back to save the day! But as the residents are already dropping by the mouthful, it seems as if this time the critters have won.


Peter Rottentail (2004) : A doomed magician makes a deal with dark forces which ends in tragedy. Soon he is back to exact his bloody revenge!


Easter Bunny, Kill! Kill! (2006) : Remington, a murderous grifter cons his way into a mother's heart, putting on a fatherly facade to her cherished son, Nicholas. But the second she leaves for work, a torrent of abuse rains upon the gentle boy. Remington heads out for some hookers and invites his dilettante-child molester-drug-dealer buddy over to abuse Nicholas. In the meantime, the only comfort the boy gets is in confiding with his new pet bunny. Debauchery is at hand but Nicholas is nowhere to be found but someone wearing the mask of the beloved holiday hopper shows up ready to deliver a blood-splattered night of unspeakable carnage.


Kottentail (2007) : The "Overlook Animal Research Laboratory" has long been working on genetic engineering without any trouble. That all changes one night when two would be animal liberators set free a test rabbit, not knowing that the bunny's genes have gone haywire. On the loose, the vicious little beast soon attacks a farmer - Hans Kottentail. Hans quickly begins to change. He grows fur, eats veggies and... hops. It isn't long before murderous a rage overtakes poor Hans and he begins picking off townsfolks at a rapid pace. It's up to 5 local women, each with ties to the case, to bring him down before he kills them all.


Easter Bunny Bloodbath (2010) : Twenty years ago, young Peter McKay watched his father decapitate his sister on Easter morning. Peter never celebrated the Easter holiday again... until now.


Bunny the Killer Thing (2011) : Four youngsters bump into a weird creature, which looks to be half human, half rabbit. This creature is called Bunny the Killer Thing, and it haunts anything which reminds of women's genitals.


Other movies for Easter : Jesus Christ: Vampire Hunter, Stigmata, Resurrection, Wallace and Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit, Return of the Evil Dead, Alucarda, The Being, Watership Down, It's the Easter Beagle, Charlie Brown, Here Comes Peter Cottontail, ect...

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