Friday, March 23, 2012

Yay for Thunderstorms and Fridays!

I was super excited that the free stands Mattel sent me in the mail arrived today and now my werewolf sisters and werecat twins have stands. Now if I can find the last doll I'm looking for I will be a happy camper until the new dolls come out. I will also be a happy camper once we find a house so all my dolls can be in the same room and not be all over the house.

I've been watching a bunch of crappy movies on Netflix so I figured I needed to do a bad movie update, you have to watch a lot of bad horror to find the greats...

Taintlight (2009) : I only watched part of this and the only reason I did was because a few different people told me to check it out because of my guilty pleasure. One of my guilty pleasure movies is the Twilight series. I know it gives awesome vampire movies a bad name and I am disappointed in myself for that but the girl in me loves it, I'm sorry. I thought this would be so funny since it was totally making fun of Twilight but it was horrible, so horrible that I couldn't even make it through 35 minutes of it. This gets a -3.

Rock & Roll Frankenstein (1999) : I started this movie because it sounded amazing. I got about 20 minutes in and realized it was a total suckfest. I think if maybe in the right mood for a really bad movie while drinking it could work but besides that not so much. I am way over this film, I did actually finish it but non the less it's awful. I give it a 2.

Nightmare Alley (2010) : The Mister and I decided to have a movie night last night and after watching an amazing 80's zombie movie The Video Dead. The Mister picked out Nightmare Alley on Netflix and it was terrible. You couldn't even laugh at it. Actually you just kinda feel bad that someone took the time to make this garbage and that a lot of people will waste their time watching it. Avoid it at all cost. This one gets a -2.


Retardead (2008) : After Nightmare Alley we put this on because the Mister liked the title. It stated out kinda funny. We didn't finish it yet but I can tell you it's probably not worth finishing. It's about a Mad scientist Dr. Stern who is turning students into super-smart cannibalistic zombies, and the local cops are too busy chasing a sex fiend to stop the flesh-eating ghouls. If I get around to finishing it I'll let you know. No rating yet.

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