Thankskilling (2009) : This movie is seriously way over the top with cheese. It is a horrible b-rate movie that had me giggling the whole time. It has a silly storyline/ plot, really bad acting that works for this type of movie and it's only 66 minutes. But I have to say I love it for what it is. The movie starts off “moments after the first thanksgiving” with a pilgrim running through the woods, with her tits flopping out of her dress. The camera keeps zooming in on her boobs and can hear what sounds like flapping wings and this awful evil laugh. All of the sudden a strange looking head of a turkey comes into frame and says “Nice tits bitch” then kills her with a gold tomahawk, how amazing it that. He’s got a couple funny one liners, like saying “you just got stuffed” after raping a girl and other great one liners and stupid jokes. While on their way home for Thanksgiving break, five college kids run afoul of a homicidal turkey that wants them dead. As the cursed bird hunts them down one by one, the survivors scramble to find a way to defeat the possessed creature. Will the bloodthirsty turkey make this their last Thanksgiving feast ever? I am huge on holiday themed horror movies and Thanksgiving just doesn't have enough horror related movies and it is one of the best holidays. Check it out if you want a silly Thanksgiving horror movie. I give it a 7.5 for what it is.
Tuesday, November 9, 2010
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this sounds really, really bad. Unfortunately I don't think I could rent this and doubt it would be available at my local library.
Thats why you watch it online...
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