Saturday Graverite!

Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers (1988 ; 75 Brain Eaters) : Another great 1980's low budget B-horror comedy. Produced and directed by the amazing Fred Olen Ray and written by T.L. Lankford and Gunnar Hansen. This film stars Gunnar Hansen (who was Leatherface from the original The Texas Chain Saw Massacre), Linnea Quigley(scream queen of the 1980s), Michelle Bauer, Jay Richardson, and Dawn Wildsmith. With a budge of $95,000 and grossing about $23,000, it only took 5 1/2 day to shoot this film. When releases the credits said "The CHAINSAWS used in this Motion Picture are REAL and DANGEROUS! They are handled here by seasoned PROFESSIONALS. The makers of this Motion Picture advise strongly against anyone attempting to perform these stunts at home. Especially if you are naked and about to engage in strenuous SEX." If your a fan of silly b horror, gore, and cheese this film is for you!

  When private detective Jack Chandler tries to track down a teenage runaway. He runs into an Egyptian cult of chainsaw-worshipping prostitutes headed over by pleasantly plump guru "The Master". They are out to make human sacrifices to their god "Anubis" and cut into poor guys just looking for a good time.