Saturday Graverites!

Santa's Slay (2005; 78 Brain Eaters) : This is one of my most favorite Christmas movies. It is a black comedy written and directed by David Steiman. It has a fun storyline/plot and an awesome cast, even though it is a christmas movies a lot of the actors are Jewish. This movie has a body count of 35 and uses some of the greatest Christmas objects to kill people like a candy cane, turkey leg, exploding present, flaming coal, a wreath and even egg nog. It has some stop motion which brings you back to old christmas specials like Rudolph and what not, there are some lines from other christmas specials and other great christmas references as well. On Christmas Eve of 2005, Santa Claus (Bill Goldberg) arrives in Hell Township killing the locals. The teenager Nicholas Yuleson (Douglas Smith) finds that his grandfather (Robert Culp) is actually an angel that defeated the devil's son in a bet, and the evil creature has spent the last one thousand years playing a good Santa Claus, giving toys to the children. Now that the bet is over, Santa Claus wants revenge. Nicholas and his girlfriend Mary Mackenzie (Emilie de Ravin) try to escape from the killer and find a way to stop him until the end of Christmas. Grab some candy cane hot chocolate and enjoy!