Friday, June 11, 2010

Movie update!





Transylmania : I am not a huge fan of spoof movies, especially horror but some horror comedy is good. This one is good for what it is, enjoyable and somewhat funny. For a bonus you have a dominatrix vampire hunter who is pretty hot for the most part. This is a low budget film with an ok cast. I give this one a 8. Stoked over the smokin’ Romanian hottie he’s met online, an über-randy college student talks his dimwitted friends into joining him for a semester of beer, babes and bongs at what they think is a prestigious Transylvanian university. What they discover instead is a creepy castle populated by a torture-loving mad scientist, an overcybersexed humpback, the nubile spirit of a decomposed sorceress and a bevy of horny vampire chicks that have finally found a student body they can really sink their fangs into.




Stan Helsing : Another horror spoof that I didn't mind all that much. It is what it is, a spoof on horror movies, it is ridiculous and kinda funny. Has a pretty good cast and it keeps you entertained for a little while. I give this one a 7. Hapless video store clerk Stan Helsing and his friends must make a routine video delivery on Halloween night before going to a Halloween party. But when a chain of seemingly random mishaps strand Stan and the gang in Stormy Night Estates, Stan learns of his true destiny as a descendant of the legendary monster-hunter Van Helsing. With his best friend Teddy and two hot ladies, he will battle evil in the form of parodies of movie monster icons “Freddy,” “Jason,” “Leatherface,” “Pinhead,” “Michael Myers,” and “Chucky”! The ultimate confrontation between good and evil will require immeasurable courage, grim determination and a flair for karaoke.

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